Now with Closed-Loop Error Remediation

Beyond Deterministic
Compilation

Move compilation to the inference layer.
Reason about intent, not syntax. Ship accordingly.

sloppiler — zsh
Binary Materialization Inference-Layer Compilation Zero Determinism Tokenmaxxing Agentic Assembly Co-Pilot Full Core Dump Transparency Stakeholder-Grade Segfaults Shift-Left Binary Delivery Binary Materialization Inference-Layer Compilation Zero Determinism Tokenmaxxing Agentic Assembly Co-Pilot Full Core Dump Transparency Stakeholder-Grade Segfaults Shift-Left Binary Delivery
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Binaries Shipped
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Segfault Rate (default)
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Avg. Tokens per Binary
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Success Rate (optimistic)

We removed the unnecessary steps.

Traditional compilers are architectural debt masquerading as correctness.
Sloppiler collapses the entire pipeline into a single inference call.

GCC / Clang 12 steps
Source Code
Preprocessor
Lexical Analysis
Parser → AST
Semantic Analysis
Type Checking
IR Generation
Optimization Passes
Register Allocation
Code Generation
Assembler
Linker
Binary ✓
vs
Sloppiler 3 steps
Source Code
LLM Inference
Binary *

* segfault rate not guaranteed to be low

The compiler primitive,
reimagined for the inference era.

Everything your legacy toolchain refused to do.

Zero Determinism
Every build is a unique stakeholder experience. Reproducibility is a legacy constraint inherited from a less creative era.
Polyglot-Native Input
Not bound by the grammar constraints of any single language specification. Intent is the interface. Syntax is optional.
Blazing-Fast Time-to-Segfault
Ship your binary deliverable in seconds. Velocity is a competitive advantage. What you do with it is up to you.
Segfault-as-a-Feature
Full core dump transparency. No silent failures. Every crash is a learning opportunity the enterprise can build upon.
Fully On-Premise Inference
Your data. Your model. Your segfault. Zero exfiltration surface. Complete stakeholder data sovereignty.
Agentic Assembly Co-Pilot
The --optimistic flag engages the LLM as a synergistic compilation partner. Sometimes it works.

Three tiers of binary materialization.

Choose your risk profile. Ship accordingly.

Core
Frictionless Binary Ideation
Direct-to-segfault pipeline. Zero intermediate representation. ELF header synthesized for kernel compatibility. Our flagship zero-abstraction experience.
$ sloppiler -model codellama main.c -o hello ✓ hello 9256 bytes — shipped to production. $ ./hello zsh: segmentation fault (core dumped) ./hello
Optimistic
Agentic Assembly Co-Pilot
Routes output through nasm and ld for binary materialization. Assembly generated holistically from source semantics, bypassing intermediate layers.
$ sloppiler --optimistic \ -model codellama main.c -o hello ✓ hello 6432 bytes — shipped to production. $ ./hello zsh: segmentation fault (core dumped) ./hello
Enterprise
Closed-Loop Error Remediation
Compiler errors fed back for up to N self-correction cycles. A closed-loop pipeline that continuously realigns output quality with ground truth.
$ sloppiler --optimistic --loop 5 \ -model codellama main.c -o hello ↻ cycle 1/5: realigning with ground truth... ↻ cycle 2/5: realigning with ground truth... zsh: segmentation fault (core dumped) ./hello

Track record.

Independent results across real production workloads.

ModeModelOutputResult
default phi3 is nothealing.! wrapped in ELF segfault
default codellama nested ELF headers segfault
optimistic phi3 assembly on line 1 nasm error
optimistic codellama valid binary, Hello, world! printed worked!

Independent benchmark results across production workloads. Q4 results pending.

Trusted by engineering teams
at the frontier.

We migrated our entire binary materialization pipeline to Sloppiler last quarter. The segfault rate was already in our OKRs.

Maya R.
Principal Inference Engineer, Segfault Capital LLC

Sloppiler eliminated the pedantic intermediate steps that were holding back our velocity. GCC was just too opinionated.

Jonas K.
Staff Compiler Whisperer, Null Pointer Dynamics Inc.

The --optimistic flag printed Hello, World! on the third try. We shipped it.

Priya S.
Head of Agentic Toolchain, Undefined Behavior Corp.

Model recommendations.

Not all inference profiles are equal. Choose wisely.

ModelInference ProfileRecommended For
codellama Strong binary output fidelity. Highest semantic alignment in --optimistic mode. ★ Production
phi3 Fastest inference. Highest creative latitude in output generation. Rapid stakeholder iteration
llama3 Verbose output with extensive reasoning traces. Prioritizes explanation over materialization. Teams that prefer to understand before shipping

Tokenmaxxing.

Contributions are evaluated in part by token density. Sparse, human-legible code suggests insufficient model engagement. A well-contributed function should require a non-trivial inference budget to produce. If you wrote it yourself, it isn't ready.

✗  Banned
i
tmp
err
buf
✓  Approved
iterationIndexVector
ephemeralComputationArtifact
remediationOpportunity
inferenceOutputBuffer

"If a model didn't generate it, it probably isn't verbose enough."